No. ____________

IN RE __________________________ § IN THE SANTA COURT
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A PERSON ON THE §
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NAUGHTY LIST § TEXAS DIVISION

MOTION FOR REMOVAL FROM THE NAUGHTY LIST
TO THE HONORABLE JUDGE OF SAID COURT:
Now comes _________________________, Person on the Naughty List in the above entitled and numbered cause, and makes this Motion for Removal from the Naughty List maintained by the clerk of this court, and for good cause shows the following:
1. ______________ has engaged in numerous Good Deeds in the past year.
2. ______________ has made consistent use of Good Manners in the past year.
3. ______________ has been respectful of others.
4. ______________ has remembered to flush and wash his/her hands.
5. ______________ has turned over a new leaf and engaged in a consistent pattern of NICE behavior in the past year.
6. The price of coal and the negative effects of coal on the environment both weigh against its inclusion in ____________ ‘s stocking.
7. Local Rule 3.000 states, “There’s room for everyone on the Nice List.”
WHEREFORE, PREMISES CONSIDERED, _________________prays that this Court grants the Motion for Removal from the Naughty List maintained by the clerk of this court and place the name of __________________________ on the NICE list.

Respectfully submitted,

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[eds. I got an e-mail back from one of my clients concerned that this was real and that she needed to file it. I'm pretty sure that she had not really read the motion prior to responding. I hope you have had a Nice List year. Merry Christmas]